Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Key Indicators* That You May Not Be Cut Out to Be a Gangster
*None of these Indicators, apparently, as evidenced by the case of 15-year-old "Roberto Delgado," are actually significant enough to exclude one from full-fledged, official banana, yellow bandana, contractually-bound membership in the Latin Kings.
- You enjoy playing with Yu-gi-oh cards, yet find their many rules confusing.
- When asked to work in a group with a couple of pretty girls who (understandably) find you annoying, you throw a tantrum, refuse to join them, and pout in the corner.
- You have a voice comparable to, but (if possible) even more annoying than, that “So Lonely” song.
- It is debatable whether or not you are over five feet tall.
- Your lip quivers and you tear up when your teacher (in a moment, soon deeply regretted, of misguided and less than professional playfulness meant to be taken in the friendly spirit of good-natured ribbing) calls you “El Camarone Diablo.”
*None of these Indicators, apparently, as evidenced by the case of 15-year-old "Roberto Delgado," are actually significant enough to exclude one from full-fledged, official banana, yellow bandana, contractually-bound membership in the Latin Kings.
